Lap Dancer
Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012
Hey fellas!
Imagine me giving you a lap dance! Imagine the boner you'd get with my huge cans and soft ass in your face! Yow! You'd get a rhowtly. What's a rhowtly? A rhowtly is a hard-on so strong, it pulls the skin on the rest of your body so tight your face feels like a bongo drum. I think I'd be a good lap dancer. Not that I would do it for real. I don't think I have the nerve. I just like the fantasy. Do you think I'd be a good lap dancer?
Here's a favorite letter I got from Bill.
"Well, for a start, you have a really beautiful face, and that would be enough for me. It is hard to stop looking at your face. And then you have a body that drives me totally wild, and I am almost in tears watching it. You play with your tits better than any other model. Congratulations. You are the best. Hey Desirae, I fell in love with a picture of you I stumbled across through SCORE. I saw a couple of your pictures of you doing hardcore photos and I decided I wanted to see more of you. So I subscribed to DesiraesWorld.com. I really got off on seeing you get fucked, and it made me wish I was there. It really made me horny. You're an incredible-looking girl."
Big Topper
Tuesday, May 1st, 2012
"Merilyn is an amazing gal with huge breasts!" says Jack, a veteran SCORE magazine reader. "What a great discovery, perhaps of the decade! Let's hope that Merilyn is a SCORE model for some time to come and wil be featured in many more videos." In this pictorial, Merilyn has taken a fancy to top hat (but no tails) and an aristocratic corset of old-school vintage. She strikes the right notes as she spreads on the piano.
KARINA HART: THE GIRL WHO HAS EVERYTHING
Tuesday, May 1st, 2012
KARINA HART: THE GIRL WHO HAS EVERYTHING
The poll on this week's "Scoreland Blog" asks readers to list their most preferred body parts, in order: tits, ass, face. Because, sometimes, a guy has to choose. Like, "Great tits. Not much of a face, but I love her tits!" Or, "She doesn't have much of a chest, but she sure is beautiful!" or "If you turn her around and bang her from behind, you'll have a great time!" But with Karina Hart, you don't have to choose. You get great tits, great ass and a beautiful face all in one package. On top of that, she's happy to show off every inch of her body and drill her pussy with big dildos, like the baby blue one she's using here. Great tits, great face, great ass, does jackable things to her body. Karina is a rare find.
Pinup For Your Pleasure
Monday, April 30th, 2012
You've seen Christy in all sorts of outfits, getting into all sorts of trouble. You've loved Christy, the cheerleader. You have adored Christy, the sweater stretcher. You have been lured by the charms of Christy dancing and doing yoga and by the innocence of Christy, the nerdy student. Well, we thought to ourselves, what would Christy look like as a pin-up girl? Then we thought of her on one of those old nudie cards, with stockings and garters and we got wood, asap. So here she is, in our fantasy-cum-to-life...Christy the Pinup girl. If you love it as much as we do, thanks. We applaud your good taste. If you don't, then feel free to criticize if you want...we're too busy jacking to care.
Candy Can
Monday, April 30th, 2012
Welcome back to BootyLicious, Kandee. We haven't seen you since the May '09 issue.
"Yeah, I took some time off from modeling to go back to school and get my nursing degree. Then I got a job at a hospital and it was really terrible! I did not enjoy dealing with sick folks, so I decided to come back to modeling because it's so much fun."
That's too bad. We bet you looked hot in your uniform!
"[Laughs.] Well, we wore scrubs and they don't really show off your shape, but I did get hit on by a lot of the male nurses and doctors because my ass looked so fat in those clingy pants."
Did you play doctor while you were on the clock?
"Let's just say that there are a lot of things that go down in hospitals that have nothing to do with healing. Well, maybe sexual healing! [Laughs.] I think it's because all the people on the staff are stressed out. People need to cum and relax. I got busy a few times in the parking lot during my lunch hour. Scrubs are easy to take off and on!"
Ines Is Fucking Hot…It’s Science!
Monday, April 30th, 2012
Ines Is Fucking Hot...It's Science!
A new study conducted at the Jagiellonian University in Krakow, Poland has revealed that large-breasted, narrow-waisted women (like Poland's Ines Cudna) have the highest reproductive potential. Voluptuous women have the highest levels of fertility hormones. Those women with a narrow waist and big bust are significantly more fertile than others, say the scientists. Physical characteristics, such as breast size and waist-to-hip ratio, function as important features used by human males to assess female attractiveness. Hell, we could have told the scientists that.
